Most jeans have me saying boohoo, these jeans have me saying boo-ya!
Recently I noticed a sale at The Gap and decided to indulge in this fabulous pair of jeans.
Strolling through NYC, enjoying a drink at Cha Cha Matcha, I couldn’t believe I’d finally found a pair of jeans I loved so much. Honestly I felt like doing a cha cha with delight!
The color, the cut, the fit, and the way they cup the booty… holy guacamole.
I don’t want to exaggerate here, but if Jesus Himself were to return in the form of denim, I’d be willing to believe this is the pair of pants He would be embodying.
Now the fact that I’m so jazzed over jeans though is quite out of character for me. Because historically, I’ve always hated them.
Anytime I stood in the dressing room of an Abercrombie staring in the mirror at my suffocated pancake booty, I felt thoroughly horrible about myself.
If, by the grace of God, I could squeeze my butt and thighs into that denim prison, I could have a full blown party in the waist section. But if the waist fit, I’d be lucky to get them up past my knees.
And the situation happening between my thighs would have every camel on the planet fearing for their toes.
|i’ll leave the flattening to the flatiron district… not my pants.|
Furthermore, if, like me, 90% of your body is just butt, you’re no stranger to how evil low rise jeans can be. Bend over one time and your undies, or heaven forbid your crack, is on full display like a sad, humiliating billboard.
My cheeks are like a wild, majestic bird. They will not be caged.
Which is why my personal style has always gravitated more towards dresses. People ask me all the time why I’m always so “dressed up” due to my choice of ensembles. But it’s not my intention to be so fancy all the time, I’m just trying to let these thunder thighs do their thing in peace, you feel?
But I’m here today to tell you, that if you too suffer from badonkadonk-itis, there is hope.
I’ve simply decided that from now on, the higher the waist, the better. I don’t care if the world considers them to be “mom jeans,” give me an SUV and a stern look that could kill if that’s the case, but I don’t want my muffin tops exploding over the edges of my pants. Modern day mom jeans are SEXY! They accentuate the waist and let your legs breathe while still preserving a great silhouette!
The trouble was, up until very recently it’s been hard to find anything that catered to these needs.
It’s strange and sad that body parts can go in and out of style, but it’s only in recent history that junk in the trunk has been so heavily praised. Just a few years ago it was a practical sin to sport a sizeable sit-upon. But as the Beyoncé’s and the Kim K’s of the world started rising up, so did the zipper length on jeans. And these days, we’re all still asking the same question:
“does this make my butt look big?”
The difference is, it’s no longer asked in fear, but rather with wide, hopeful eyes. Which means that those of us with wide, bloated thighs can rejoice!
The key is figuring out your proportions and what makes you feel fantastic. You don’t need to box yourself in by conforming to the current standard. I had closed myself off from a whole world of fashion simply because I was stuck in the mindset of low-rise skinnies that clearly weren’t working. There are COUNTLESS cuts, styles, colors, etc., out there for your exploration! Mid-rise, low-rise, high-rise, flare, bootleg, dark wash, light wash, you name it!
I can guarantee, there’s something out there that will hit you in all the right places. I can’t promise it’ll be easy to find, but I’m confident it’s out there.
So ladies, go out and try something new! Find a way to celebrate your body as opposed to hiding it away or clamping it down! After all… life is booty-ful.